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Tuesday, 26 May 2015

Zuma, Winnie, Malema and Mugabe and petrol

 A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the Ben Schoeman Highway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks: 
"What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Zuma, Winnie ,Malema and Mugabe . They're asking for a
R 310 million ransom, otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're
going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks:  "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"About a litre."

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