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Monday, 17 June 2013

What is Marketing?


1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up and say: "I am very rich. Marry me! ". - That's Direct Marketing.

2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He is very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising.

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say: "Hi, I am rich. Marry me! ". - That's Telemarketing.

4. You are at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I am rich. Will you marry me? ". - That's Public Relations.

5. You are at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry me?" - That's Brand Recognition.

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up and say: "I am rich. Marry me! " She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback.

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up and say: "I am very rich. Marry me! " And she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap.

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I am rich. Will you marry me?" And she goes with him. - That's competition eating into your market share.

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I am rich. Marry me! " your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets

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